tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34965104969984535032014-10-05T09:14:02.552+03:00Funny QuotesAdminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-54143178689581845382011-07-05T19:32:00.003+03:002011-08-28T11:01:07.459+03:00Office funny quotesCrime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?<br /><br />He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.<br /><br />Work is for people who don't know how to play golf..<br /><br />No one is listening until you make a mistake.<br /><br />There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes for the office</b>,<b>work funny quotes</b>,<b>funny quotes about job,quotes after a hard day at work</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-80518538185225198252011-06-27T17:45:00.000+03:002011-06-27T17:45:33.759+03:00Funny quotes about friendship<b>Friendship funny quotes</b><br /><br />Your friends are what will matter in the end.<br /><br />Friends are like melons. You may try fifty before you find a good one.<br /><br />A true friend walks in when the whole world walks out.<br /><br />Friends let you know that you are not alone on the road of life.<br /><br />Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny friendship quotes</b>,<b>sayings about friendship</b>,<b>friend funny quotes </b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-25231719412373493642011-06-24T17:28:00.000+03:002011-06-24T17:28:07.475+03:00Pictures with funny quotes<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iPdWpnTAukQ/TgSdTalR8oI/AAAAAAAAAS8/6hvVKR7lM-0/s1600/funny+quotes.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="286" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-iPdWpnTAukQ/TgSdTalR8oI/AAAAAAAAAS8/6hvVKR7lM-0/s400/funny+quotes.png" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Funny quotes</td></tr></tbody></table><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag: <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny profile quotes</b>,<b>funny sayings for status</b>,<b>funny quotes to post on facebook</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-84228102259454794232011-06-23T19:31:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:19:14.861+03:00Funny sayings for facebookThe only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."<br /><br />The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.<br /><br />You spend the first 2 years of children's life teaching them to walk and talk. 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At my age it's nice to be anywhere.<br /><br />When the blind leads the blind, get out of the way.<br /><br />There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?<br /><br />Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.<br /><br />Comedy is a tragedy plus time.<br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>sayings</b>,<b>short funny quotes</b>,<b>funny status quotes</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-12853321442363907802011-06-14T11:44:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:04:11.782+03:00Very funny sayingsIt's good to be in a relationship! After all, you cannot blame everything on God and Government!<br /><br />Some things man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google.<br /><br />The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.<br /><br />Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on.<br /><br />Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny sayings</b>,<b>very funny quotes and sayings</b>,<b>best funny quotes</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-22359940073463403052011-06-11T10:08:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:18:49.335+03:00Funny pictures for Facebook<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NUxd9-EImus/TfMTZ4hD6vI/AAAAAAAAAR4/oFvwnCsL6nQ/s1600/funny+quotes.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="351" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NUxd9-EImus/TfMTZ4hD6vI/AAAAAAAAAR4/oFvwnCsL6nQ/s400/funny+quotes.png" width="400" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Funny quotes</td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr> </tbody></table><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny facebook quotes</b>,<b>funny sayings for facebook,funny quotes pictures for facebook profile</b></span></div>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-74083143083397119962011-06-10T08:33:00.001+03:002011-08-28T10:59:56.563+03:00Hilarious quotesI asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.<br /><br />To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.<br /><br />This isn't an office...it's hell with fluorescent lighting<br /><br />Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.<br /><br />Don't bug me...I haven't had my coffee yet!<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>hilarious quotes</b>,<b>very funny sayings for have fun </b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-31242924125751087522011-06-08T12:06:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:18:26.705+03:00Funny profile quotesYou have a mind like a steel trap...always closed.<br /><br />God made man and then he rested.God made women and then no one rested.<br /><br />Makeup does not cover up stupid or crazy.<br /><br />There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.<br /><br />An agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny quotes profile</b>,funny profile sayings,very funny sayings</span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-21000638180807333232011-06-08T08:32:00.001+03:002011-08-28T10:59:18.270+03:00Funny quotes to make you smileI'm impressed, I've never met such a small mind inside such a big head before.<br /><br />Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.<br /><br />A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.<br /><br />When you're up to your ears in sh*t, keep your mouth shut!<br /><br />Brains aren't everything...in fact, in your case they're nothing.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>short funny quotes</b>,<b>cool funny sayings</b>,<b>very very funny quotes</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-13009517274161886162011-06-06T18:16:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:17:55.210+03:00Shopping funny quotes<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k1qruTLaOWc/TezuEUULXXI/AAAAAAAAAR0/d8Lgavim9sE/s1600/funny+quotes.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="285" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-k1qruTLaOWc/TezuEUULXXI/AAAAAAAAAR0/d8Lgavim9sE/s400/funny+quotes.png" width="400" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Funny quotes</td></tr> </tbody></table><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny quotes on facebook</b>,<b>funny facebook sayings</b>,<b>funny quotes profile for facebook</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-67882222432713767672011-06-06T09:29:00.001+03:002011-08-28T10:58:46.508+03:00Work funny quotesThe work has created man, but neither laziness did not kill anybody.<br /><br />The person who knows how……. will always have a job, but the person who knows why….. will be the boss.<br /><br />If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.<br /><br />Don’t be irreplaceable-then you can’t be promoted.<br /><br />A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>very funny quotes and sayings</b>,<b>funny sayings about work</b>,<b>office funny quotes</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-24662254894749458042011-06-06T09:19:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:08:50.379+03:00Life quotesLife is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.<br /><br />In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.<br /><br />Risks must be taken, because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing<br /><br />That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.<br /><br />Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes about life</b>,<b>life sayings</b>,<b>funny quotes on life</b>,<b>life funny quotes</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-9587291631509972612011-06-05T17:36:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:03:36.307+03:00Funny quotes and sayings to make you laughIf things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.<br /><br />To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.<br /><br />Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.<br /><br />Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?<br /><br />Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>very funny quotes to make you laugh out loud</b>,<b>funny sayings</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-27255903331947348552011-06-05T17:25:00.001+03:002011-08-28T10:58:04.904+03:00Funny quotes about menWise men are not always silent, but they know when to be.<br /><br />No man is an island, but some of us are pretty long peninsulas.<br /><br />To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior' <br /><br />Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.<br /><br />Men are easy to get but hard to keep.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny sayings about men</b>,<b>funny men quotes and sayings</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-53419570539095301672011-06-04T08:02:00.001+03:002011-08-28T10:57:18.509+03:00Funny quotes to make you laugh out loudMy imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.<br /><br />Double your disk space:DELETE Windows!<br /><br />I'm out of my mind...but feel free to leave a message.<br /><br />Shhhh.....I'm hiding from the stupid people.<br /><br />Without stupidity there can be no wisdom...without ugliness there can be no beauty...so the world needs YOU after all.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>short funny quotes</b>,<b>laugh out loud funny quotes and sayings</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-37696072990358141092011-06-04T07:52:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:06:28.350+03:00Funny quotes and sayings about marriageMarriage is not a word...is a sentence.<br /><br />A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."<br /><br />Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right...and the other is a husband.<br /><br />My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met<br /><br />Marriage is the only war in which you can sleep with the enemy<br /><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;">Tag <b>funny quotes about marriage</b>,<b>marriage funny quotes and sayings</b>,very funny marriage quotes</span></div>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-29288035539537226822011-06-03T07:53:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:17:30.673+03:00Facebook funny quotesFunny facebook quotes to post in your profile or comments and surprise your online friends<br /><br />Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate<br /><br />There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.<br /><br />It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.<br /><br />I'm not fluent in IDIOT, So please speak slowly and clearly.<br /><br />A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny facebook profile quotes</b>,<b>very funny quotes</b>,<b>funny facebook sayings</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-15602695213372260972011-06-02T16:19:00.001+03:002011-08-28T10:56:39.513+03:00Funny quotes for Facebook profile<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c5txVB2Msxk/TeeMO-ttpOI/AAAAAAAAARw/jbkXhHCAv_4/s1600/funny+quotes.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-c5txVB2Msxk/TeeMO-ttpOI/AAAAAAAAARw/jbkXhHCAv_4/s640/funny+quotes.png" width="640" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Funny quotes</td></tr> </tbody></table><br /><div style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>very funny quotes to make you laugh</b>,<b>funny facebook quotes</b>,<b>funny profile quotes</b></span></div>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-6781428382089959942011-06-02T15:44:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:05:56.793+03:00Marriage funny quotesThe difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.<br /><br />I like marriage. The idea.<br /><br />When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.<br /><br />A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted.<br /><br />I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes about marriage</b>,<b>very funny quotes</b>,<b>marriage funny sayings</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-77509314436391496022011-06-02T09:46:00.001+03:002011-08-28T10:56:16.759+03:00Funny quotes about moneyIf you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.<br /><br />Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.<br /><br />Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.<br /><br />Don’t marry for money. You can borrow it cheaper.<br /><br />Money talk!Mine always say "Goodbye!"<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny quotes and sayings about money</b>,<b>money funny quotes</b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-42167220995945898742011-05-31T12:57:00.001+03:002011-08-28T10:55:43.544+03:00Cool funny quotesIt's not nice to make fun of fat people--but what the hell, they can't catch you.<br /><br />Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.<br /><br />I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.<br /><br />There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.<br /><br />Don't blame yourself. Let me do it.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>very funny quotes</b>,<b>really funny quotes and sayings </b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-36200069750489033612011-05-31T12:50:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:08:11.768+03:00Funny quotes to live byLife is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.<br /><br />Life without smile is like chocolate without cocoa!<br /><br />If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.<br /><br />Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. <br /><br />Everything in life is luck.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny life quotes</b>,<b>funny quotes and sayings about life </b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3496510496998453503.post-38003925537845823472011-05-31T12:41:00.001+03:002011-08-28T11:03:02.284+03:00Funny sayingsThere is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.<br /><br />A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail.<br /><br />Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.<br /><br />God must love stupid people; He made so many.<br /><br />I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.<br /><br /><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,sans-serif;">Tag <b>funny quotes</b>,<b>funny quotes and sayings</b>,<b>funny quotes to make you laugh out loud </b></span></span>Adminhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05774268130237866875noreply@blogger.com