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Funny computer quotes

Yo mama is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

Software is like sex, it's better when it's free...

Virus:the only program that works perfectly every time!

Computer and car is same...
1-it needs driver
2-it needs key.
3-it needs windows.
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